floor7pod · The HighYatt
FLOOR 7
Eighty-eight floors. One room. Everybody wants seven.
You've stepped out of the studio and into Mark's game, Floor 7: Journey to the Center of the HighYatt. A luxury hotel with exactly one room, where every bellhop, pharmacist and guest you meet is obsessed with the seventh floor. There's a party up there. It has never stopped.
Concierge's note
Why the podcast is called floor7pod.
Before there was a show, there was a phone call about a hotel. Mark described it out loud, AI agents built it, and it came out the other end as a real game that people actually play.
That's the whole podcast in one move. So when it needed a name, there was only one floor worth naming it after. Every episode since gets a room up here, too.
“Okay. That's in. That's going in.”
The drum major
He asks the questions. There is only one answer.
Somewhere on Floor 7 a drum major leads the party in a chant. Press the button and he'll ask you something. You already know what to say.
Please do not press this button.
Overheard in the HighYatt
Everyone is talking about Floor 7.
“I come down here to get away from floor seven. It's a lot.”
Guest · Lobby
“Price check on aisle seven. There is no aisle seven.”
PA system · Floor 5
“Your prescription is ready. Your prescription is always ready.”
PA system · Pharmacy
“They say floor eight is just bathrooms. Fifty of them.”
Guest · Lobby
“But six is just a burger, and the burger is me.”
Manuel · Floor 6
“I've worked here eleven years. Never been above floor zero.”
Bellhop · Lobby
Hotel facts
The building, by the numbers.
- floors
- 88
- room
- 1
- party, nonstop
- ∞
- bathrooms on 8
- 50
Housekeeping has asked us to mention that the confetti is not their problem. It has never been their problem.
Guest register
Every episode gets a room on Floor 7.
Episode 1 checks into Room 701, episode 2 into 702, and so on up the hall. Tap a keycard to go back down to the studio and play what got built.
- Housekeeping is still sweeping up the confetti.
Elevator
Going down?
Please don't take the stairs to 8. It's just bathrooms.